Trying to get Britt and I to do something with any level of consistency is like trying to tutor a puppy in math.
Actually I do that. Only with children, not puppies.
AHHHH hahaaa, I KNOW!!!
…Okay okay, okay, but truly — trying to get Dani and I to do something with any level of consistency is like trying to teach a horse how to ride a bicycle.
Why would a horse need a bicycle? Horses are faster than bicycles to begin with.
I don’t know about that.
Dude have you ever googled “horse bicycle”?? It’s awesome!!
Weren’t we supposed to be talking about something? (…And way to out-do me with Ye Olde Google Image Search, Dani, you asshole.)
Hehehe I AM THE GOOGLE MASTER!! ….Ahem. CONSISTENCY!! Like the kind you experience when you take Metamucil every day or the consistency of what happens every time you stick a paperclip into a power outlet.
Ah, yes. That. Trying to get Dani and I to do anything with consistency is like….
…Does this visual metaphor even make sense anymore? Also, I saved this image on my desktop as “KnifeSocket”.
We have an important message to share. This is the whole reason why we are trying (and failing) to write this post in the first place… so that we may write other posts!! And eventually take over the world!!
Sigh. Yes. Discipline. Consistency. Being a (*stifled laugh*) Grown-Up. Blah blah.
We, Dani Larson (and *stifled laugh* Britt Harris) vow to be better Evil Twins and to bring you more consistent Evil Blog Posts starting now, this Month of March, in this Year of Our Lord, 2015.
Yeah. We remember that too.
We will do better.
Because we love you.
And we love us.
See you next time we do stuff.
WHICH WILL BE SOON.
Mark. Our. Words.
Dani & Britt